Attention all young Jedi and Star Wars fans! Get ready to laugh your lightsabers off with these 50 kid-friendly Star Wars jokes. Whether you’re a Padawan or a master, these jokes are sure to bring the Force of fun to fans of all ages. From the adventures of Luke Skywalker to the wisdom of Yoda, we’ve got the galaxy’s best punchlines to brighten your day. So, grab your favorite droid and prepare to giggle like a Wookiee at these stellar Star Wars jokes!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side!
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the rodeo?
“Use the horse, Luke!”
Why did Yoda visit the bakery?
Because he was looking for some dough!
How do Ewoks communicate?
With Ewokie-talkies!
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for!
What is a Jedi’s favorite dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli!
What did the rancor say after eating a Wookiee?
Chewie!
Why did the Death Star go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What is Yoda’s favorite dinosaur?
The Doyodactyl!
Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
Because he always choked!
What do you call a pirate droid?
Arr-2-D2!
Why didn’t Chewbacca get a medal?
Because he was a Wookiee mistake!
What is Darth Vader’s favorite type of music?
Heavy breathing!
What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO!
Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he had a green thumb!
What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookiee!
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side!
What did the Stormtrooper say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!
Why did the Wookiee sit in the shade?
To avoid Wookiee mistakes!
Why was the Millennium Falcon always getting pulled over?
It kept doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!
What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A Sithy!
What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?
Trap!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI!
Why did the droid go to therapy?
Because it had too many issues!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
What is Jar Jar Binks’ favorite food?
Jar Jar’s Jam!
What do you call a Jedi’s favorite candy?
Life Sabers!
What do you call a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A yo-yoda!
What do you call a Sith who loves to bowl?
Darth Bowler!
What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?
A Toy-Yoda!
What do you call a pirate Ewok?
Arr-woooook!
Why did the Sand People get lost?
Because they took the wrong dune!
What did Luke Skywalker say to the chef?
“May the forks be with you!”
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm!
How do you unlock doors on the Death Star?
With a Star Key!
Why did the Jawa cross the road?
To trade junk on the other side!
What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the restaurant?
“Do you want the bill or should I force-choke it?”
Why did Yoda bring a ladder?
To reach the high ground!
What do you call an evil computer?
Darth Data!
What did Han Solo say when his friend told him a joke?
“Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
Why don’t droids like to fight?
They don’t want to rust!
What’s a Sith’s favorite fruit?
A Darth Berry!
What did Darth Vader say when he finished reading a book?
“Impressive. Most impressive.”
Why did the Sith cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side!
How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?
Ewoked!
What’s the best way to start a conversation with a Jawa?
Say “Utinni!”
Why did Yoda’s car stop?
Because it had no drive!
What do you call a potato that turns to the Dark Side?
Darth Tater!
Why did the Ewok sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
What did one Star Wars fan say to the other on the elevator?
“Next stop, Cloud City!”
I hope these jokes bring a smile to the kids’ faces!
